People who…

 …park in disabled parking bays when they are clearly not disabled

…park in parent and child parking bays when clearly they have no children

…invent things like parent and child parking spaces in the first place. And think those miniature supermarket trolleys for children to use are a good idea

…shoe horn themselves into major public roles without election, mandate, and no chuffin’ clue what they are going to do aside from try to be popular and down wiv dah kids as possible

…park right next to you in their enormous tank of a car in an almost empty car park

…use the self-service checkout right next to you in an otherwise empty bank of self-service checkouts

…leave food rubbish on the side of the canal so other people’s dogs eat it and then projectile vomit everywhere

…used to be professional footballers, then became overpaid TV pundits/ Left Wing luvvie know-it-alls who declare loudly that they want to pay MORE income tax (because they can afford to) when what they could do is quietly go to HM Government website and visit the page where voluntary income tax donations can be made. Full stop. 

…keep sending me surveys to fill in for free because it will ‘only take two minutes of your time.’ 

…take such a chaotic and scattergun approach to organising village social events that they alienate other volunteers who then withdraw their offers of help

Reader(s), you may have guessed that today I am NOT feeling at all spiritual.